you wouldn’t want a
and you wouldn’t want a
so why would you
apparently in holland they were trying to do the world record for the longest domino chain and then a bird came in an knocked 23,000 of them over… then they shot the bird and got fined because it was an endangered species. if one story has described my life as much as this story has, i’d like to hear it.
who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved"
A straight white man goes into the jungle and stumbles across a beautiful iridescent beetle, completely unfamiliar to him. “What the fuck, is this some kind of tumblr social justice shit?”
(Source: actuallyakrampus, via fatwink)